Sadistic Ways People Torture Their Sims.
Posted September 5, 2010 by Jallen (4040)
The Sims, this gaming franchise has been with us for over 10 years now, yeah I thought it was older than that too. The game sees us control the lives of Sims (virtual human beings), the aim of the game is to make the Sims happy through career advancement, by finding true love, having children and of course buying and building lots of expensive stuff.
For a while that’s what you do; you diligently caterer to their every whim feeding them, clothing them, teaching them, sheltering them from the elements, cheering them up when they return from work. Making sure they don’t get burnt to a crisp as they run around like idiots because they can’t even make toast without the kitchen exploding into a burning ball of fierily retribution, punishing them for being complete morons.
You know what screw this! Let’s unleash our darkest desires and cause the type of suffering and pain only the Old Testament God could dish out. Note that this list is full of very disturbing ideas and if you’re easily upset you probably shouldn’t read it.
#1 – Lack of Toilets.
Sometimes you like to be mean but not too mean. This is the low end of the evil scale but still a lot of fun to watch. Simply sell any toilets or wall up your bathrooms and watch as your Sim wonders around with their legs crossed until they burst in a fit of unhappiness. Oh and then get them to clean it up, or not depending on the amount of suffering you want.
For added effect make sure to invite loads of people around, get out the old coffee machine and watch your Sim burst in-front of all his guests. Oh and if your Sim is into their hygiene all the better.
#2 – The Hunger Chamber
Perhaps the oldest torture method in the book; when the Sims first game out it didn’t take too long for people to realise “hey I can remove doors while they’re still in the house”! The method is simple and you can be as kind or nice to your Sims. Take a room, place your Sim in it and then remove the door. Depending on how nice you’re feeling you could give them something to do, maybe a bed and a toilet but no food.
Then all you have to do is wait for them to starve to death. For added pain make the room as small as possible and have nothing in it, maybe while having a party just outside the room. In the old days you could wall your children up to prevent them being taken from the social workers but apparently that isn’t healthy for their development and since Sims 2 they get teleported out of their Silence of the Lambs inspired hellhole.
#3 – Make them Homeless.
There are worse things than dying, for some people that would be living on the streets. With those cold winter nights, the need to dig around in the garbage for food and of course the humiliation of your fall from grace. So let’s do that. Set up a rich happy family with the need of high hygiene then delete their house. Convert their lot into a park area, couple of benches here, a rubbish bin dotted around and a lot of hedges. Then use a cheat to get their money levels down to zero.
There you go; you’ve got a very unhappy family living in a park with no money whatsoever. They’ll wander around other people’s lots rummaging through the bins and possibility stealing things to make ends meet.
#4 – The Negligent Parent
So you’ve managed to bribe some woman next door into bed. What else would you call it? You’ve phoned her up every day for the past month bugging her relentlessly to come round to yours (if you know what I mean) and showered her with candy and various other random other gifts and now you realised that a magical blue basket has suddenly appeared in the corner of your bedroom.
Fine whatever, just feed it a couple of times a day and maybe warble some nonsense at it every night that’s fine as long as I can watch the TV at midnight and then attempt to practice the piano in-between burning the house down I don’t mind.
Oh but then they grow up and that’s when the real problems happen. You’ve got to feed them, apparently pet food isn’t meant for children. Clothe them and then make sure they get to school. Heaven help you if they get bad grades because you’re too busy trying to chat up next door, they become unhappy and the social worker wants you to help them learn. Screw that this hot-tub isn’t going to fill itself with sexy neighbours by itself, I’m sure the kids are fine and if they’re not the social worker will turn up eventually and the problem is solved. Once those annoying kids are out of the way we can have a party, maybe in bed? Then the whole process can repeat itself.
# 5 – Drowning
Other than walling up people, drowning your Sims has been the most favourite past time over the last 10 years of all owners of the games. In the past it use to be rather simple; get people to play in the pool and then remove the ladders. The Sims then swim around in circles for a very long time before finally growing so tired they can’t swim anymore and drown. Fun fact this could happen if somebody was in the way of the ladder so you could drown your Sims even if you didn’t want it to happen.
Of course Sims 3 came along and ruined it; Sims could now pull themselves out of the pool at any side. We weren’t going to let that stop the pain though. Now instead of removing ladders you have to build a fence around the corner of the pool so there is nowhere for them to get out, combining the hunger chamber with all the joys of drowning.
Keep on reading for for disturbing things people do with their Sims.
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